Heathens.

Here I am, sitting in my new lazy boy, watching the Smurfs on my new, 70 inch flat screen TV, typing this on my new iPad. There were a few people in my town who were far less heathen then I turned out to be, and since they wouldn't be needing their worldly possessions now that they are in heaven, well, I took the liberty of enjoying my five months of tribulation in style. I do think it is slightly weird that almost everyone I know is as heathen as I am, and it appears that most of the people in the world are the same... well, of course except the few people who lived in the houses that I hit at 12:01 Sunday morning. The 22nd.
    I am not really sitting in comfort, and this is not really being typed up on an iPad (though I wish it was...). You see, apparently everyone is heathen. Cause as far as I see, no one was raptured on Saturday, the supposed date of the beginning of the end of the world. *light bulb dings on brightly over-head*. I just had a brilliant thought! What if there was no rapture, and we aren't all as heathen as we are saddened to find ourselves! What if Mr. Harold Camping was wrong (for the like ninth time)! What if we really don't know the day or the hour! What if....
   Okay, I really shouldn't get too excited :D though it really is quite funny when you think about it. I mean the dude's easily in his nineties, he has predicted the end of the world half a dozen times already, and he is so arrogant that he won't admit that he's wrong; again. I just really don't see how you can say you are a Christian, and yet contradict something that is so easy to understand in the bible. I guess that that would make Camping a false prophet?
   In other news; track is over. We had our region meet on Thursday, and the relay team that I was on finished eighth in the 3200 meter relay. In order to go state you either have to make it by time, or get first or second in the region meet. No one from our school did either of those two things save one of our girls who made it in the shot put. Basketball open gyms have started, so that should be fun. I am going to be a lifeguard at the towns aquatic center this summer as I did last year. It is probably one of the most boring jobs, besides being Harold Camping :P. It's really not that bad for the first half of the season, but then you die of monotony. I just watched Taken last night. The revenge thriller starring Liam Neeson and Maggie Grace. It was pretty good, but not really a movie that one would want to watch again. I would recommend it though, just make sure to hide you women and children (and your Harold Campings).
   Okay really quickly I have to through this in. It's political, so if you are an anti-government, musket and rock toting, lumber jack wannna-be, homeschooler, you can move on to your next blog now. Wait, you read other blogs besides mine and Harold Camping's?!? Really though. For the next presidential election, there is one candidate that is really good in my eyes. His name is Harold Camping. Hahaha gotcha! No, but his name is really Herman Cain, and he looks to be a great option for what we need in our nation.
   Well that's all today Campers! Keep the thorns out of your wool.