Okay what's up y'all? It is Sunday today, another day for blogging. Yesterday, there was another CC meet, this one post season, being that the high school season is over. This meet was a sort of qualifier for the national meet in Myrtle Beach South Carolina. Since there were only like five guys total in my age division, I automatically get to go to the national meet. However I would have to pay for my own plane ticket and hotel and food and all that other random stuff. So I'm not going. Anyway, the meet was like running in a stinkin' hurricane The wind was at least 25-30 miles an hour and there was this one stretch where you ran straight into the win with like zero buffer. I had to work harder to maintain the same speed as on the none-windy parts of the course, but I still was only going about 0.326 miles per.....day. I could have literally taken a shovel, dug a tunnel under the course's fairway, and came up on the less windy part, and still would have beaten my miserable "running" self. But yeah that was the meet :P. It makes you want to go out and run, doesn't it!? Oh, and it was cold.
Brace yourself for epic rant time. First I need a disclaimer. Okay so my life is kinda boring, so I am going to do this little shin-dig thingy that doesn't have anything to do with whats happening in my life lately. Well it kind of does, but I'm going to exaggerate some. Most will be true however.
Have you ever, and don't even say no cause this happens to everyone (at least it should otherwise I will feel like a lonely loser), went to a public restroom, and had to take a number two? Well I have, and this is a little something of what my experience is every time:
"Ah relief in five, four, three, two...." FLUSH!!!
That's basically my story. Cause I'm talking about those automatic toilets that think they now when your done. No! I'm a grown person I know when I'm done! Don't get your little robot brain jumping the gun! I'm mean come on people! You sit down, right, waiting for this moment for all your life, and your like halfway done, and boom! FLUSH!!! You freak out of course, cause your bottom's getting sprayed with the swirling water and other things, and then it stops flushing, you think your in the clear, you move your body, nay you breath, and the thing flushes again! By now you don't care about the flushing so you finish, stand up, tighten you belt and....It doesn't flush! After you've left the throne the thing is like "nah. I've already flushed twice when he wasn't ready so why should I do it when he's done? Doesn't make any sense".
Second part of my rant. This may not apply to everyone who reads this (which consists of two people anyway... :P), but I have to put this in. So this summer I life-guarded, and every night after we closed the pool but before we could go home, we had to clean the bathrooms. It wasn't that bad, when everyone helped, which was almost never cause lifeguards are lazy! Anyway, so we had to clean the toilets. At our aquatic center we have the demon automatic flushers. The urinals are the worst. So you're in there, okay, with your sanitizing spray and rag trying to clean out the stains of horrible aim, when the thing decides to flush on you! You get wet, and have to start over. Multiple times. The sit-down toilets are no better.
I know that people are trying to be more safe with germs and such but they just need to care less. I can flush when I know I'm done. Please don't try to read my mind. It's also sad to note that we live in a time where people forget to flush and so a robot has to do it for them. Is America really that lazy? Also, pee is sterile. So if your hand is wet and you touch the little metal bar to flush, and it in turn becomes wet, the next person in line will be grossed out, but he won't die.
Anyway, that's all that's been happening to me in my boring life, and some other things I thought I'd talk about. So yeah, enjoy the rest of your weekend, and stay cute my friendly lambs :P
~later
P.S. I've traded the beast o' the week thing for something else. Check it out!
Brace yourself for epic rant time. First I need a disclaimer. Okay so my life is kinda boring, so I am going to do this little shin-dig thingy that doesn't have anything to do with whats happening in my life lately. Well it kind of does, but I'm going to exaggerate some. Most will be true however.
Have you ever, and don't even say no cause this happens to everyone (at least it should otherwise I will feel like a lonely loser), went to a public restroom, and had to take a number two? Well I have, and this is a little something of what my experience is every time:
"Ah relief in five, four, three, two...." FLUSH!!!
That's basically my story. Cause I'm talking about those automatic toilets that think they now when your done. No! I'm a grown person I know when I'm done! Don't get your little robot brain jumping the gun! I'm mean come on people! You sit down, right, waiting for this moment for all your life, and your like halfway done, and boom! FLUSH!!! You freak out of course, cause your bottom's getting sprayed with the swirling water and other things, and then it stops flushing, you think your in the clear, you move your body, nay you breath, and the thing flushes again! By now you don't care about the flushing so you finish, stand up, tighten you belt and....It doesn't flush! After you've left the throne the thing is like "nah. I've already flushed twice when he wasn't ready so why should I do it when he's done? Doesn't make any sense".
Second part of my rant. This may not apply to everyone who reads this (which consists of two people anyway... :P), but I have to put this in. So this summer I life-guarded, and every night after we closed the pool but before we could go home, we had to clean the bathrooms. It wasn't that bad, when everyone helped, which was almost never cause lifeguards are lazy! Anyway, so we had to clean the toilets. At our aquatic center we have the demon automatic flushers. The urinals are the worst. So you're in there, okay, with your sanitizing spray and rag trying to clean out the stains of horrible aim, when the thing decides to flush on you! You get wet, and have to start over. Multiple times. The sit-down toilets are no better.
I know that people are trying to be more safe with germs and such but they just need to care less. I can flush when I know I'm done. Please don't try to read my mind. It's also sad to note that we live in a time where people forget to flush and so a robot has to do it for them. Is America really that lazy? Also, pee is sterile. So if your hand is wet and you touch the little metal bar to flush, and it in turn becomes wet, the next person in line will be grossed out, but he won't die.
Anyway, that's all that's been happening to me in my boring life, and some other things I thought I'd talk about. So yeah, enjoy the rest of your weekend, and stay cute my friendly lambs :P
~later
P.S. I've traded the beast o' the week thing for something else. Check it out!
They really should have some switch to turn those auto-flush toilets off. Not only do they waste water and frustrate us, they also scare little kids! My younger sister refused to sit on those toilets because they would always flush and scare her. :-(
ReplyDeleteOh yeah I can imagine that! I didn't even think about the fear factor or the waste factor...
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